Sunday, October 9, 2011

Sir Dudley Pug Comes Home - And Creates DRAMA!!!

   I am Sir Dudley, the Pug. Owner Mama and I have spent a few days at Uncle Tom and Aunt Joanie's house! They went away, but their two kids were there, as well as my pal "Mason" the Pomeranian! What fun to have two kids and a canine pal to play with! Three days of festive fun, lots of loving, and some serious wrestling with Mason!
   Now I'm home! I'm bushed! Auntie M wants to take me for a walk, one of my favorite things! But do I want to walk, or just cuddle with Mama? (What a dilemma!)
   The best thing to do when you don't know WHAT to do is to do something else! So, Auntie M had some milk chocolate almond clusters in a little box on the table. Neither Owner Mama nor Auntie M were in the room. Hmmm! With just a bit more stretching, I think I can reach that box! O.k., it fell over, and two yummy pieces fell out. Hmm. Chocolate! Auntie M and Mama Di walked in just as I was licking my lips. What!? To make a long story short, two teaspoons of hydrogen peroxide, a trip to the vet, a little urping, and I'm home.
How do you say "Open says a me" in canine? (sleeping crate)
    Also, I INSIST on going to bed early! Any pampered Pug worth it's salt chooses it's own bed time! I usually choose between 7:00-8:00 p.m. Auntie M can't quite get the grasp at how exhausting it is to be this cute! Come on, Auntie! Get a clue!
   Now, I understand that Auntie M will be leaving on Wednesday to spend a few weeks with two Golden Retrievers, and a cat! AND she'll be visiting a dachshund named Otto!
   Where's the loyalty, I ask you! Oh, well. As long as she comes back, I guess I'll live with it. So, I have a few more days of walks, massages, and mischief before she deserts me. Stay tuned to see what havoc I can bestow before she leaves!

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